Ted M. Alexander
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My GPS Isn’t as Smart as it Thinks it is

Asheville Citizen-Times 7/27/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – The guy is just plain annoying.

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The Dog Ate the Donuts. I’ll Swear to it.

Asheville Citizen-Times 6/16/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – My brother walked into the kitchen of our mother’s home where he was house-sitting.

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Putting Gang Trouble in the Rearview Mirror

Asheville Citizen-Times 5/10/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Editor’s note: While the people in this column are real, their names have been altered to protect their privacy.

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The Joys of Misunderstood Song Lyrics

Asheville Citizen-Times 4/27/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Remember that old Christmas song, “Later on, we’ll perspire as we dream by the fire …” No?

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My Wife Unconscious in the Shower. Scary

Asheville Citizen-Times 3/22/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Last summer I had just returned from picking up the newspaper when I heard a crash in the shower.

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What’s it Like After a Major Earthquake?

Asheville Citizen-Times 2/24/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Just as we were approaching the San Francisco International Airport, the captain spoke over the public address system.

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Why Does Mr Clean Look Like an Intergalactic Masseuse?

Asheville Citizen-Times 1/28/2015 – Being stalked is scary stuff.

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Who You Gonna Believe? Wife? Or Bear?

Asheville Citizen-Times 12/24/2014 – My wife likes to garden.

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When my Little Girl Didn’t Look Back

Asheville Citizen-Times 11/22/2014 – After turning off the baseball game, I drove aimlessly around the local streets, crossing vacant railroad tracks, passing an ivy-covered Irish pub, before arriving at the old elementary school that had become a public library.

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High School Sweethearts Reconnect 50 Years Later

Asheville Citizen-Times 10/29/2014 – Deb was on a weekend getaway-birthday celebration with a group of girlfriends.

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