The Dog Ate the Donuts. I’ll Swear to it. Asheville Citizen-Times 6/16/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – My brother walked into the kitchen of our mother’s home where he was house-sitting. Continue Reading →
Putting Gang Trouble in the Rearview Mirror Asheville Citizen-Times 5/10/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Editor’s note: While the people in this column are real, their names have been altered to protect their privacy. Continue Reading →
The Joys of Misunderstood Song Lyrics Asheville Citizen-Times 4/27/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Remember that old Christmas song, “Later on, we’ll perspire as we dream by the fire …” No? Continue Reading →
My Wife Unconscious in the Shower. Scary Asheville Citizen-Times 3/22/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Last summer I had just returned from picking up the newspaper when I heard a crash in the shower. Continue Reading →
What’s it Like After a Major Earthquake? Asheville Citizen-Times 2/24/2015 – Ted Alexander, Columnist – Just as we were approaching the San Francisco International Airport, the captain spoke over the public address system. Continue Reading →
Why Does Mr Clean Look Like an Intergalactic Masseuse? Asheville Citizen-Times 1/28/2015 – Being stalked is scary stuff. Continue Reading →
Who You Gonna Believe? Wife? Or Bear? Asheville Citizen-Times 12/24/2014 – My wife likes to garden. Continue Reading →
When my Little Girl Didn’t Look Back Asheville Citizen-Times 11/22/2014 – After turning off the baseball game, I drove aimlessly around the local streets, crossing vacant railroad tracks, passing an ivy-covered Irish pub, before arriving at the old elementary school that had become a public library. Continue Reading →
High School Sweethearts Reconnect 50 Years Later Asheville Citizen-Times 10/29/2014 – Deb was on a weekend getaway-birthday celebration with a group of girlfriends. Continue Reading →
The Long Road Back to 9/11 Asheville Citizen-Times 09/09/2014 – Households in the New York suburb where I lived at the time were shredded, with parents, sons and daughters missing. Continue Reading →